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1. Make cup of tea
2. Sip tea
3. Tea is too hot
4. Let tea cool
5. Forget you have a cup of tea
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Prom PSA
Just a little prom psa for yall.
If you buy the same dress as someone else,
Don’t get mad at them for having the same dress.
Wear your dress. Wear the shit out of that dress.
Because no one gives a shit if someone else is in the same dress.
There is no “Who wore it better.” Only. “Who wore a lovely dress that made them feel on top of the world and had an amazing prom that they only get to experience this one time in their life.”
So if you have the same dress as someone else, and that dress makes you feel on top of the world.
Wear that dress. Wear the shit out of that dress.
But also don’t be mean though. It hurts peoples feelings and its just not cool. its a dress. Its only a dress and you’re legit hurting someone feelings and making them feel bad about wearing a dress they really like only because you also like it. That doesn't even make sense. okay my psa is done. bye.
Prom PSA #2
If someone is wearing the same dress as you.
Do not threaten to ruin that dress.
That dress means a lot to them too.
Maybe they cant afford another one.
Maybe they want to donate it after prom to someone else who needs it.
Maybe, they feel really pretty in it and don’t by any means mean to hurt you.
Maybe, they just felt as pretty as you do in it.
Sharing is caring people.
No one cares if you’re in the same dress.
dear customers,
you are not so sly. we know what you’re going to do when you order espresso shots over ice in a venti cup.
we know what you do when you order a venti cup of ice alongside your iced coffee order and come back in less than 5 minutes with a refill for your coffee.
we see you ordering a trenta cup of tea WITH NO ICE AND NO WATER and then asking for 2 grande cups of ice on the side.
We see you ordering something and upon receiving it at pick-up say “Oh I thought this was supposed to be blended!!”
we see you and we hate you.
Pay for your drink please. Stop trying to cheat the system.
How bra stores seem to think things work:
- Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
- C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
- Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself
update: I got the job
yesterday me and another girl were explaining that most americans don’t have kettles in their kitchens to a british woman who runs a tea shop and she said “well how do you make your tea, then?" and the other girl admitted that she mostly uses the microwave and the woman clutched her hand over her heart and sat down in shock
you cant go to bed without a cup of tea but you dont have any because the americans threw it in the sea
People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows
*sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head